Ok, here's the page you've been dreading, Taff's music. You DO NOT have to download any, so don't come complaining to me when you do and find it's crap. I don't care.
All this stuff is my own and original, and I'm happy to take the blame for it. Comments about computers, sequencers, samplers and the other methods of production will not only make you look even more dim, uninformed, and rather behind the times, but will also solicit the response, "so what, who gives a toss?" You're welcome to download any or all, and use them in whatever way you like.
As the pieces tend to be lengthy, some up to 20 minutes long, I've done "taster" excerpts of about 1 to 1 1/2 minutes here. All the stuff her is in MP3 format
For the Internet illiterate; to download; right click on the download link, and choose "save target as" from the drop down menu. After that you're on your own.
Comments about the pretentiousness of my descriptions of the tracks will also earn you a large dose of "who gives a toss". On your head be it.
Love
Taff